현재 진행중인 체즈 기크에 나오는 카드 내용입니다.
번역에 빠졌거나 의역이 너무 심해서 뭔가 이상한 관계로 번역 부탁드려 봅니다.
매끄러운 번역이 아니더라도 제가 이해할 수 있도록 주석 붙여주시면 큰 도움이 될 듯 합니다.
카드 내용이므로 앞 뒤 문맥 같은 것은 없습니다.

Rent a Movie 카드
It was either this or watch Fred do the trick with the spoon again

Shrooms 카드
And then I went down the drain and visited the used car salesmen there, but they were all ants, really, so we called for an aircraft carrier!
Except it was, ya know, really it was the Vatican, but it still had these pink things on the side...

RPGs 카드
I believe the time has come to mobilize the Shire (Shire는 반지의 제왕의 그 샤이어를 말합니다)

Convenience Store Clerk 카드
Whoa, buddy! Why don't you BUY that copy of Hustler and do that at home?

Life of the Party 카드
Togas and Whipped cream for all my subjects!

Busy Signal 카드
Or. use it to send the Ubergeek(폐인) back home to his own computer (discard him).
"Why doesn't the server have call waiting?"

Get Out! 카드
What part of GET OUT!!! don't you understand?

Keg on Porch 카드
There's nothing like a keg to lure people over.

Old Guy Upstairs 카드
He can be canceled, but once he is in play, the only anti-person tactic that will remove him is Justifiable Homicide. (Justifiable Homicide는 카드 이름임)
"You darn Kids! Why, I oughta..."

Party's Over 카드
If played right after an unwanted Person comes to your room, this cancels his appearance before he can take any of your cards.

Student Loans 카드
Something I can pass on to my grandchildren so they remember me.

You're Fired! 카드
"Well, I can't quit now. They fired me"